Bad TheoryHammer: Tomb Worlds
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Sorry, I'm a day late (and a buck short), but I am still doing Controversial Week. That said, while I don't like Necrons at all, I'm going to gush a bit about HOLY COW, WE ARE GETTING BESPOKE GENESTEALER CULT and I'm happy about it.
So why don't I like Necrons? One word. SLOW. I do not like slow stuff. I get they have ways around it, but they are still freaking slow. Be faster. There, I said it. I don't like slow things! I mean, I have tried to raise snails, but I didn't watch them (not) move around all day and found it fascinating.
Be fast. Die young. This is the Bad TheoryHammer way.
This is gonna be a bit of a quickie because, honestly, what do you say about them? They are slow, they have ways around that, they have great shooting, you're going to either take 2x Immortals or Immortals and Warriors, let's be done with this.
Honestly, let's be done with this. There's no reason to go through everything here. I just don't like the Terminator (Arnold!) ripoffs enough to go through with all this. You're taking 4 Immortals (with a Leader) and either 5 Warriors or 4 more Immortals. I could sit here and talk about how they are better than one another, but that's just me boosting words for people who LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND DONATE TO MY PATREON! (wait, I thought I was on YouTube for a second). There's literally nothing for me to say. You'll take one of the two Fire Teams and be done with it.
You aren't taking the snipers. You're for sure not taking slow stabby boys.
Operatives
No. We aren't doing this.
Equipment
I'm going to be honest here. Do you take anything other than 5x Starfire Core? Is there something I'm missing in any of this? These guys are so boring. And slow!
Ploys
You're not going to be concealed much and you're going to use Implacable March a lot (because if not, you've spent two Turning Points getting to objectives and you've lost the game). Reanimation Protocols is pretty darned cool, but still, you're a bunch of boring, slow Terminators (not the cool ones, the Arnold ones) who basically have neat guns but can't do much beyond shooting. Yay?
Stratagems
You get Security. You are slow and tanky. You take Security.
There. I said this would be a hot take. I DO NOT LIKE NECRONS, OKAY? I'm allowed to be biased.
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